A pillow is a little different than the other objects in that it has volume and plushness, like the fat women you might actually get to bang. A simple modification with scissors adds the required ’slit.’
Orgasm is efficient with considerable contact to your pubic bone for added realism. There is no clean up unless you accidentally use a down pillow and end up tar and feathering your johnson. When the pillow gets too hard and crunchy for sleeping, throw it away and buy a new one.
How to Bang Just About Any Object In Your House or Hints from Heloise’s Teenage Son
