and a true story:
"One day, a Texan asked me a question when I lived in U.S..
The question was "How many hours does it take to go to Japan by car?". (true story)
He didn’t know where Japan is, and even bofore that, he didn’t know that Japan is an island.
And then, I thought. "What kind of world map is pictured in his mind?"
This was a beginning to think that it might be fun to gather those mixed up recognitions of countries and visualize it as a world map imagined by the fools in the world."
Charm School Art & Design is a showcase of fetish oriented works of erotic art by Seattle based Artist and Designer Krysztof Nemeth. Continuing in the tradition of such masters of the genre as
Eric Stanton, John Willie, Vince Ray, and Michael Manning, Krysztof’s work is a testament to the powerful statements of eroticism and the symbolism found in and expressed by fetish art.
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Who Wants To Be Part of a Threesome?
People pursue threesomes for various reasons.
First, the most common, are men who are looking
to fulfill the fantasy of being with two women at
the same time, especially if the women perform bisexual
acts during the course of the threesome, otherwise known
as "show time".? There are also women who want to
experience being with two men at the same time
(which is not as uncommon as you might think).
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And Now For Something Completely Different!
Relive your favorite Monty Python sketches
as you sit on the throne! "The Dead Parrot
Sketch" "The Spanish Inquisition"
"The Lumberjack Song" All these and more are
lovingly reproduced on a medium meant to bring
you closer to Monty Python than ever before!
spring we had this gardener,
but this year my honey has
a new one – here’s a pic 
Do you think I have to worry about ?
"I’m gonna cum soon!" Jason said as he lay next to me;
dick aimed towards my face.
I giggled and laid there opening my mouth so he had a
target to shoot his cum at. He began breathing hard and
moving his hand faster and faster over his hard dick
which had pre-cum on the end of it.
"Oh god!" He said as his cum shot all over my face.
Jason’s cum landed in my mouth, all over my nose, and
on my cheek. I laughed as he finished and looked at me
as cum dripped off my chin.
"Want me to lick some of that up?" He said as he leaned
toward me and licked some off my lip.
I smiled and kissed him after he tasted some of his own
cum on my face.
"Wanna go for a walk to the park?" Jason said as he
stood up to put his pants on. "But you have to keep my
cum on your face, but your allowed to smear it in."
"No." I giggled thinking he was kidding.
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100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong,
like a headache or cramping or something. Remember:
No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you.
99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with
a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up
and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line.
98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get
a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her.
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