for a stroll …
Thx: Attu
Archive for January, 2006
Going …
31
Jan
The Ejaculator …
30
Jan
You have made 2.7083333333333 gallons and 22.602135833333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 14.444444444444 yards.
You have killed approximately 93,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 520 kittens.
Jerk off …
Gay Dolls …
30
Jan
At Turn Your Head …
29
Jan
… we fill the space between two opposing profiles of your face. By spinning that space into a three dimensional “visage” that follows the outlined silhouettes of your two profiles, we create the pirolette. Place the “Pirolette” to your face and it will match your profile. Locate it near a wall and the shadow of the "Pirolette” will be your silhouette… Jump
Via: Unscathed Corpse
Porn Valley Dispatch: Date Night
29
Jan
One would be wrong, but it would be reasonable to assume that after a long day in the porn mines, my main squeeze and I would ride Go Karts or drink Merlot or something. Fools! Tonight we watched Digital Playground’s “Control” and Chatsworth Pictures’ “Donkey Punch”. An appreciation after the gap.
