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Need some motivation?

27 Jul

Now what I’m going to show you is a video that made me laugh. Not because the guy on the video is funny, at least he doesn’t mean to be funny. I laughed because  what you see on this video is so fucking stupid. However, take a look but don’t try this yourself…

 
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Czech DyzaBoys

26 May

Take a rest from being bored and check out the crazy Czech guys called DyzaBoys on this video!

 
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Realistic sex dolls from Japan

11 May

Let me introduce Candy Girl to you, a freaking natural looking love doll with realistic breasts. Just imagine having one of those dolls at home, I’m sure they are even better than a real woman. You can fuck them whenever you want, they feel totally natural, they don’t say a word when you want to drink beer…

I’ve actually seen those dolls on TV already and they indeed are well known as the dolls with the highest quality and most realistic feeling. You could also order 2 dolls and have a threesome whenever you want, fucking them in every whole and living your sexual fantasies!

There is only one downside… The dolls cost about 7000-9000 Dollars. But hey, if you have the money and want a doll visit the shop:

Kanojo Toys Shop

 
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I love Jim Carrey

11 Apr


I just love Jim Carrey, he’s the funniest comedian on this planet!

 
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Short version of Apocalypto by Mel Gibson

14 Jan

This is the short version of Mel Gibsons movie Apocalypto, in case you haven’t seen it yet it’s about time! I loved this movie and I love this video I found on Youtube!

 
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Creamlog is BACK soon!

09 Jan

It has been a while since a new post appeared on this blog. I’m currently working on a new layout for this site and will plug new funny, sexy and strange posts soon! Please stay tuned, it won’t take too long!

 
 

Booooohhhhhooo

16 Oct

13 Haunted Houses That Will Make You Wet Your Pants Eg. USS Nightmare – New Port, Kentucky

HauntedFollowing the story of an ill-fated crew of sailors, this haunted house is set upon a real river steamboat. Every quarter in the ship has its own haunted scene whether you are in the captain’s quarters, the mess hall or what appears to be a room full of torture devices. Be prepared for a lot of scary looking baby dolls strewn about the boat as well. Even more frightening than the decorations is the knowledge that once you enter this boat, you’ve only have two ways out…the entrance plank or the icy ocean.

Scream

Via E-Mail, Thx Michelle

 
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So what – I’m horny

16 Oct

My hornyness is killing me LaLaLaLa

Sandrine» Sandrine on Flickr (Pic) » Geisha Sex Positions » Pretty Nude Protester » The Accidental Pornographer  Via: Indie Nudes » FHM Pics of the day » Is she hot or what ? » CISTERNA da Gotinha » Calendários – Nem por sorte o primeiro calendário que encontro por aí é o Serial Killer 2007 » Window Shopping » Hey babes Creamy here «

 
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WhazUp @ my friends ?

15 Oct

KissingAmateur Girls Kissing (Pic) ⇒ AylarGia Paloma Does Suburbia ⇒ Found Polaroids ⇒  More Polaroids ⇒ Nicola Ranaldi ⇒ I am – stepLINKS for the Weekend of the Day ⇒ Mondial de l’auto : les pin up font salon ⇒ Publicidade ao vodka Flirt ⇒ Kari Sweets Music Video

 
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Porn under the …

15 Oct

Creative Commons Licence

Erika LustErika Lust is co-founder of the adult audiovisual production company Lust Films, sex culture expert and journalist.

She is Master in Political Science, specialized in Feminism, and she is a contributor to broadcast, print, and online venues including VENUS ZINE, PRIMERA LINEA, URBE TV, NEWLOOK, PLAYBOY TV and MTV. She also hosts events that explore the impact of sex and feminism on media and popular culture.

In 2004 she produced THE GOOD GIRL, a worlwide acclaimed explicit short story for women.

Erika was born in Stockholm (Sweden) in 1977. She graduated in Political Science with a special degree in Feminism and Sexual Studies at the University of Lund. She is also Master in Audiovisual Management.

Download the Movie "The Good Girl" 80MB / 21 minutes (Explicite Sex)

Take a look at Erika Lust’s Blog and Erika’s "About"

 
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Help …

15 Oct

Pussy

Jump

 
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How many Beers … ?

15 Oct

BeerBeerSex you say? What’s this crazy site all about?

It’s quite simple really. You post pictures of you, your friends, or of people you don’t really like (it doesn’t matter).. We the people will then tell you how drunk we’d have to be before we think he/she/they are hot enough to have sex with..

 
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My Dating Status Button says:

15 Oct

Polyamorous, Straight, Available

Polyamorous Interested in multiple serious relationships.
Straight Interested only in the opposite gender.
Available Not currently in a serious relationship. (Fake)

Click here to find your own dating status button

 
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The Art of Thomas Hauser

15 Oct

Thomas Hauser

Jump

 
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Futurotica

15 Oct

FuturoticUsing everyday technological appliances for their common association with masturbation and sexual stimulation: Futurotica presents a series of prototypes of customised domestic technology. Amplifying the ubiquitous and untapped mastarbatory fantasies found in everyday, items and the infusion of the erotic with the medical.

 
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How much is inside

09 Oct

InsideE.g. Spaghetti

Spaghetti. Like hamburger meat and steamed broccoli, it is a cornerstone of the American dinner. It is cheap, filling and nutritious. Sure, most of us enjoy dry spaghetti, straight from the box. But as an Italian-American friend of mine recently revealed, it is also delicious when cooked.

The first step in cooking spaghetti, like most 22 cent meals, is boiling a pot of water. The hot water isn’t just used to heat up the spaghetti noodles, it is drawn into the noodles themselves, giving spaghetti an authentic watery flavor.

I know what some of you are thinking: "Rob, what about the hidden cost of all that hot water? And what about those empty calories that get sucked in during the cooking? Won’t spaghetti dinners lay waste to my attractive figure? Isn’t this experiment a lot like How Much is Inside Ramen?" Ah! Those are very good questions, but one haunted me above all others: How much water gets sucked inside a pound of spaghetti?

How much is inside

 
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Goofy Food Press

09 Oct

GoofyE.g. Loosing your Virginity

Some people who are doing it for the first time might not have the resources or ability to get the "Guide To Getting It On," so here is the entire "Losing Your Virginity" chapter.

This is The Guide’s first ever attempt at a chapter on losing your virginity, just like it might be your first-ever attempt at having intercourse. So we’re in the same boat!

There is far more information in this chapter than most first-timers need. Our hesitation in providing so much is that it might leave you feeling overwhelmed. But the trouble in leaving parts out is that while they might not apply to you, they might be important for someone else. – Jump

 
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OKAY, OKAY, I’LL BUY THE VIAGRA!

09 Oct

ViagraSweet Lord. How many e-mails do the Viagra people have to send me? "73% off VIAGRA!" they scream at me. "We’ve slashed prices because of the competition!!", which is exactly the kind of thing you want to hear coming from your pharmacist. "dan Theresa amanda Butthead nothing abgrossm steph quebec Doobie!" the e-mails triumphantly conclude, bypassing my spam filter. "sparky jesus1 groin infection!"

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News Flash – What’s new at my friends

08 Oct

Sexoteric: Crissy Moran has found Jesus – Damn ≈ Drunken Stepfather: I am – Penis Enlargement E-Book of the Day ≈ Fleshbot: Scarlett Loves Dita ≈ ErosBlog: Muddy ManUnscathed Corpse: Coolgirl 365See Lai: The Mid Autumn Damsel ≈GunStar 141: Good And Bad Lessons From Adult MoviesConvicted: Never argue with a woman ≈ The Goose: SurveyBadger: Beer GalleryCardinal Sin: A whole lot of Heidi and the perfect Ass »

 
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What’s this ?

08 Oct

What's this

[ Find out by yourself ]

 
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